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Greatest Easter Joke

My father-in-law said this the first Easter I spent with my wife-to-be’s family and I still chuckle when I remember it every year. He got to the event late and said “Sorry I’m late, I couldn’t get out of my front door because someone put a big rock in front of it.” It took me a few seconds to think “wtf, who would put a big rock…ohhh” lol

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